toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

(via twofingerswhiskey)

internetmessiah:

i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked

(via encourage)

blaineyandersons:

i love being at disney world when it rains because the weak will leave and the strong will have five minute wait times

(Source: theshinydratini, via encourage)