Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

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I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

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One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

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